Slow Burn

Mis-sold!

2011-08-30T12:42:00.000+01:00

Power lifting!

2011-08-29T10:31:00.000+01:00

Would you like to sit on that?

Sometimes you just have to make time to blog!

2011-08-25T13:16:00.000+01:00

Wherever you can!

I want to undress you...

2011-08-08T08:00:00.000+01:00

firstly with my eyes, then with my hands. It will be urgent, my fingers will not dance over your skin, nor will they hesitate asking for permission. They will be forceful - perhaps even aggressive. They will be demanding and authoritative. Their intentions will be obvious - no seduction tonight, just lust. Your clothes will tear, and I will treat them with disdain for being in my way.

Once off, I will push you down - onto the bed, the floor - I don't care. I will penetrate you without foreplay and use you until I am spent. If you enjoy it, good - if not, I may be more considerate the second time around! Until then, I need you and my needs must be met. My lust is furious!

Rigor Mortis?

2011-08-07T08:00:00.000+01:00

Would you like someone to go down on you for this long?

Love the boots!

2011-08-04T08:00:00.000+01:00

And so much more besides!

Toe sex!

2011-08-03T08:00:00.001+01:00

Can you guess what I'm thinking about?

2011-08-02T08:00:00.000+01:00

Did you guess correctly?

Sex and TV

2011-08-01T13:22:00.000+01:00

I quote you:

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

~Author Unknown

Ripped jeans!

2011-07-18T12:50:00.000+01:00

Does my bum look perfect in these?

Dejected husband!

2011-07-13T14:08:00.000+01:00

I read this and was deeply saddened by it. I thought I would share it with you.

What I'm really thinking: The rejected husband

'I ache for you. Not for sex, but for sex with you'

Most evenings you offer me your feet to stroke. I always oblige. Yet even after 15 years of marriage, I still don't understand the exchange rate. Just how many foot strokes must I give before you might reciprocate the physical contact?

When you occasionally do, it's only on a Saturday, long after our last child is asleep. I no longer dare ask out loud, since your "No" is so final, while your "Maybe" may give me false hope. I just wait as you unwind watching television. How can you prefer endless reruns of Morse to me? Then you utter those three words as you get into bed: "I am knackered." My heart sinks.

I know we owe our comfortable lifestyle to long working days made more frenetic by three energetic kids, but I'm tired of you being tired all the time. Do you have to go to the gym quite so often? Must you devote so much energy to the PTA?

I could understand if our bodies were not in tune with each other on those rare occasions when you give them the chance. During the increasingly long in-betweens, I ache for you. Not for sex, but for sex with you. A sexless Saturday night doesn't bother you because there will be plenty more. But to me, it's another week without you, and weeks turn quickly into months.

Have I simply "served my purpose"? Once I plucked up the courage to ask if sex was important to you. You said it was. Perhaps it is just less important to you than it is to me.

(from 'What I'm really thinking', The Guardian 8th July 2011).

Very sad isn't it?

Caption Competition

2011-07-09T08:00:00.000+01:00

Can you think of a funny or interesting caption for this picture? There aren't any prizes, but you may make us laugh. Go on give it a go!

Beautiful colour

2011-07-08T11:06:00.002+01:00

I saw this on Library Vixen and thought I'd share it with you. I love the contrast in skins. Magnificent.

To clear the confusion...

2011-07-07T13:33:00.000+01:00

The kiss

2011-07-06T20:56:00.000+01:00

I want to lose myself in your kiss, to feel your breath over my face, the warmth and wetness of your lips. To taste your mouth and the smooth surface of your teeth, the rough of your tongue. I want to feel your panting as we scramble for air as our mouths devour eachother in an everlasting embrace.

Love it!

2011-06-28T08:00:00.000+01:00

I couldn't stop laughing!

A quote to keep you happy.

2011-06-27T16:49:00.000+01:00

Henry Drummond

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.

Fuck!

2011-06-25T14:00:00.000+01:00

Fuck

(From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

This article is about the profanity. For other uses, see Fuck (disambiguation).

Fuck is an English word that is generally considered profane which, in its most literal meaning, refers to the act of sexual intercourse. However, by extension it may be used to negatively characterize anything that can be dismissed, disdained, defiled, or destroyed.
"Fuck" can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, interjection, noun, and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence (e.g., "Fuck the fucking fuckers"). Moreover, it is one of the few words in the English language that can be applied as an infix (e.g., "Absofuckinglutely!"; "Bullfuckingshit!"). It has various metaphorical meanings. The verb "to be fucked" can mean "to be cheated" (e.g., "I got fucked by a scam artist"), or alternatively, to be sexually penetrated. As a noun "a fuck" or "a fucker" may describe a contemptible person. "A fuck" may mean an act of copulation. The word can be used as an interjection, and its participle is sometimes used as a strong emphatic. The verb to fuck may be used transitively or intransitively, and it appears in compounds, including fuck off, fuck up, fuck you, and fuck with. In less explicit usages (but still regarded as vulgar), fuck or fuck with can mean to mess around, or to deal with unfairly or harshly. In a phrase such as "don't give a fuck", the word is the equivalent of "damn", in the sense of something having little value. In "what the fuck?!", it serves merely as an intensive. If something is very abnormal or annoying "this is fucked up!" may be said.

I bet you read that to the end! I found it very interesting. To read the rest of the Wikipedia entry, click here.

Caption Competition

2011-06-25T08:00:00.003+01:00

Can you think of a funny or interesting caption for this picture? There aren't any prizes, but you may make us laugh. Go on give it a go!

Thanks to Kenny for contributing last week!

Sometimes, it just feels like this!

2011-06-24T08:00:00.000+01:00

Everybody was kung fu fighting.

2011-06-23T12:42:00.001+01:00

It made me laugh!

Delicious!

2011-06-21T08:00:00.021+01:00

Last week, I wrote a piece asking for advice on anal sex. I'd like to thank everyone who contributed and will let you know how we do!

The piece was written on the Wednesday and the following Saturday, Drenched and Delicious wrote this beautiful piece that made me cream myself! I don't know if I inspired her but I loved it and was a little bit envious (You can find the original here):

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Softness Saturday ...

Slip into my ass slowly. Feel that puckered hole open as you push your fat head forward. Hold yourself there and enjoy the sensation of my ass sucking at you and telling you I want more; crave more. I gasp as you plunge yourself deeper, filling my nasty place with your pretty dick. Hold it there baby. Wrap your arm around me and begin to deliciously make love to my ass. Our legs tangle with one another and the magic begins. I clench. You pull back. I open wider. You fill me. Delicate strokes. Precious sounds. Perfect softness.

Thanks Drench. Love you! x

P.S. If you have any advice for me on the subject please visit my original post.

Afternoon sex.

2011-06-20T15:20:00.000+01:00

Today, the sun is out, but I could happily fall into my bed with you and make soft, slow, lazy love all afternoon.

We'd nuzzle into each other and gently screw without any exertion other than the easy rhythms our bodies require. I'd press my cock deep inside you and rub myself into you, as your wetness runs from within to soak the bed beneath us.We'd grind ourselves to oblivion, the scent of our fucking filling the air and sweat blending together into the sheets. And we'd lie in each others arms relaxing as we refresh for the next bout of languid lovemaking. I'd cum deep inside you and we would fall asleep with my cock still buried.

Instead, I'm at work thinking about you - sat at my desk in frustration.

Caption Competition

2011-06-18T13:47:00.001+01:00

Can you think of a funny or interesting caption for this picture? There aren't any prizes, but you may make us laugh. Go on give it a go!

I'm only happy when it rains!

2011-06-17T08:00:00.002+01:00

I like this. Hope you do!

For you...

2011-06-16T13:14:00.000+01:00

The old charmer!

2011-06-13T14:44:00.002+01:00

Anal Sex! Any Advice?

2011-06-08T12:21:00.000+01:00

I'm not going to beat about the bush (if you'll pardon the turn of phrase!) - I've yet to have anal.

Now, there are a lot of men out there who are in the same boat. We desperately want to (or at least try) - in my case as much out of curiosity as anything else. I'm sure there are a lot of you ladies out there who have tried it and even enjoy it (I know, I do read your blogs) and ladies who squirm at the very thought of it. I also know that some of you may be fed up of being asked for it!

The wife and I have tried various bits of bum play, but not actual penetration. She enjoys the attentions my tongue can provide and during sex, I like to rub some of her nectar there and circle my finger and press the opening. She enjoys that! If I insert my finger, however, she feels uncomfortable and will tell me she doesn't like it!

Not being one to force her to try something she doesn't like, I stop.

Which brings me to my dilemma. I would like to go much, much further. From what I know, I have to really turn her on to go there. So once more, I'm appealing to my wise and wonderful audience! You! Yes - you!

How can I convince her to give it a go?

Take a peak!!!

2011-06-07T07:42:00.000+01:00

Do you like what you see?

Sex toy?

2011-04-15T13:10:00.001+01:00

A great way to go!

2011-04-08T08:00:00.001+01:00

A bit one sided?

2011-04-01T08:00:00.000+01:00

Tragic porn?

2011-03-28T13:06:00.001+01:00

Of course I am

2011-03-24T13:02:00.002Z

Auto erotica?

2011-03-18T15:41:00.001Z

Or terminator sex?

Caption Competition

2011-03-12T15:12:00.000Z

Thanks to whatamithinking and kenny for the brilliant contributions last week.Let's see what you can mangae this week!

Can you think of a funny or interesting caption for this picture? There aren't any prizes, but you may make us laugh. Go on give it a go!

Lingerie shopping

2011-03-09T23:38:00.000Z

My wife is going lingerie shopping with a friend on Saturday. I can't wait to see what she comes home with. What would you buy? What's your favourite/sexiest underwear?

Caption Competition

2011-03-05T08:00:00.003Z

It's been gone for a while, but it's now back. Thanks to everybody who contributed last time - Kenny's captions were liked by everybody! So here one for this week.

Can you think of a funny or interesting caption for this picture? There aren't any prizes, but you may make us laugh. Go on give it a go!

Post this if you do!

2011-03-04T20:00:00.001Z

I so want to see this!

2011-03-04T14:34:00.001Z

I have yet to see a woman ejaculate and desperately want to.

Image: nomnomgirls

It got me salivating!

2011-03-04T14:00:00.001Z

Sometimes you see a picture and it takes your breath away. If you haven't already worked out, I am a bum man and this on A Dauntless Journey blew me away!

Wonderful!

Welcome back R...

2011-03-03T20:29:00.002Z

I've just been on Some Silly Things. It's great to see her writing again! I loved this picture so much, I have to reblog it!

What a great view!

Sorry about my absence...

2011-03-03T13:49:00.002Z

I feel like I've been away for so long! I've been so busy. I can't wait to visit your sites and catch up with you all. So, what's been happening?

Love it! Beautiful!

2011-03-03T08:00:00.001Z

And it's good for her!

Valentine's Day

2011-02-14T14:46:00.001Z

Ancient love!

2011-02-10T14:57:00.001Z

A traditional wedding?

2011-02-09T08:00:00.001Z

Are weddings for anything more than show now?

Caption Competition

2011-02-05T08:00:00.000Z

Can you think of a funny or interesting caption for this picture? There aren't any prizes, but you may make us laugh. Go on give it a go!

I said, "bend over!"

2011-02-02T14:00:00.000Z

I really like the colours in this.

Never Easy!

2011-02-02T08:00:00.001Z

My little black number (5)

2011-02-01T08:00:00.003Z

I must apologise for the delay in writing the next instalment. If you have not read any of the previous ones, they can be found below:

My little black number (1)
My little black number (2)
My little black number (3)
My little black number (4)

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My skin tingled from her proximity. I felt like laughing, my senses were overwhelmed. Her perfume, her hair in my face - I could almost feel her breathing.

The music blared around us people pushed us closer together. I put my arm around her waist and drew her towards me, her pliant body responding without resistance. She was looking down and invited my mouth to her neck. Using my chin, I moved her hair and my lips descended in gentle kisses, a small peck led the way.

It was the lightest of kisses on my neck - a bolt of desire shot through me. I grabbed his jeans in response and pressed my body to him. He continued to kiss my skin with feather-light caresses, lips lips only lightly touching my neck. I could feel his warmth breath as he moved along the length. I wanted more.

My hand started towards his bum. I massaged him. He responded by urgently pulling me into him at my waist. The erection in his trousers pressed heavily into me. I wanted it. So badly.

His mouth was working wonders. My breathing lost all sense of rhythm, but it was satisfyingly deep. I pushed back onto him and let out a guttural moan.

The moan was going to send me over the edge. This woman was all desire and I could not control myself. My desire was bursting inside me, but I did not want this to end.

My mouth opened up now, and the the kisses became sucks. My mouth pulled her skin into it. She ground against me in response, her body moving with the music. I fixed upon a spot on her neck and licked it with the tip of my tongue. Then I bit it, and kissed once more.

My hands now moved to her side and they ran the length of her curves, pressing and crumpling the fabric. One arm wrapped around her again before resting on her belly. I started to circle it, pressing gently, before using my fingertips to draw circles on her.

He was driving me crazy. My legs felt as though they were going to give way. I wanted to stretch into him. I wanted to taste him also. I grabbed the hand that was on my belly and brought it to my mouth. His other arm replaced it. I brought his fingertips to my mouth and kissed them gently. Then I kissed along the back of his hand, before biting his thumb. I took a finger into my mouth and sucked on it. He liked that, I could tell. I liked the taste of him.

I was so turned on when she started doing that shit with my fingers. I felt emboldened. My free hand moved up. I felt along the fabric towards her right breast. My hand continued to circle, but it was catching more and more of her breast, each time, lingering a little bit longer and massaging a little bit more.

She released my fingers from her mouth and her arm snaked behind her and rested on my ear. I was struck by the elegance of the muscles in her arm.

The feel of his fingers on my tits set my nipples into bullets. He pinched them before circling them. Then he massaged my whole tit and repeated the movements. I was dripping wet down there.

I needed more from him. I wanted to taste his mouth. I pulled his head forward, craned mine back and our lips met. His lips were soft and warm, willing. Tongues were exchanged. I loved the taste of his kiss. It was sweet with a bourbon and coke after taste. I craved for more.

The released hand now took the other breast. She was kissing me and I responded. The breasts were just the perfect size - not too big, but not too small. I pulled her towards me with her tits and ran my hands the whole length of her trunk. My fingers edged towards her pubic triangle, cupping her there.

I wanted him to enter me, so I parted my legs some more. I reached behind me and grabbed his cock. I started to wank him through the fabric. I noticed there was a very small damp spot where the head was. Taking the sticky goo, I felt it between my thumb and forefinger. I broke from the kiss and slipped my little sample into my mouth. I needed to taste it.

Gynaecologist's Convention.

2011-01-31T18:02:00.001Z

This is from Luis Nantes blog!

I laughed my head off!

Always needing more!

2011-01-31T14:38:00.002Z

I read this here. I enjoyed it and thought you might too!

After I’ve spent a while fucking you from behind, without ever taking myself out of you, I roll you to your back, grab your ankle and raise your leg high while pushing it against you. With one arm of mine on the side of your leg and the other holding your hip, I plunge myself into you with long, deep, forceful strokes.

The deeper I slide myself into you, the more your hips roll up causing your pussy to rise up off the bed and allowing me to push your leg even further into your body. I love fucking you hard and deep, watching you bite your arm to keep quiet while feeling your body tighten up to meet every one of my thrusts into you.

(From I Always Need More )

As you know, I love intelligent women!

2011-01-30T20:01:00.001Z

Beautiful!

What a beautiful mouth!

2011-01-30T15:00:00.000Z

Men - they're all bastards!

2011-01-30T12:00:00.000Z

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea, and one on shore,
To one thing constant never;
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny.

William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

For ladies looking for inspiration tonight!

2011-01-30T00:00:00.001Z

Will you dress up for me?

2011-01-29T20:00:00.000Z

It will make me feel better.

You think up the title for this post!

2011-01-29T17:00:00.000Z

What's normal?

2011-01-29T14:45:00.004Z

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
Dorothy Parker

Caption Competition

2011-01-29T08:00:00.002Z

I loved the entries last week - they were varied, erudite and hilarious! Thanks to Oversexed Librarian, Kenny, and AFare2Get.

So here's this weeks!

Can you think of a funny or interesting caption for this picture? There aren't any prizes, but you may make us laugh. Go on give it a go!

Sleep, sweet angel!

2011-01-29T00:00:00.000Z

I will make love to you in the morning!

She needs a good slap.

2011-01-28T18:00:00.000Z

Don't you think?

She's been a very naughty girl.

And how have you behaved today?

I want to take complete control of you ...

2011-01-28T13:50:00.001Z

and serve you to men at the train station. You will feel humiliated and used, but it's me. You know you are safe. I want them to examine, admire then use you. One after the other - and despite your initial discomfort, you will let your body take over. They will fuck and fuck you. One after the other, cock after cock. Just as you imagined in your fantasies - those dreams you never tell anybody about, but which always leave your sheets soaked early in the morning. You will orgasm over and over again, pleading for it never to stop.

And when they are done, we will return home - far away from your anonymous adventures, where we will make love under the glowing satisfaction of another of your fantasies fulfilled.

Is this one of your fantasies?

I need this.

2011-01-28T12:41:00.001Z

Would you be so kind as to oblige?

The lightest of touches.

2011-01-28T08:00:00.001Z

I would do this over and over again as you ride me.

(Courtesy Evangeline). Thanks.

Really? Would that even be comfortable?

2011-01-27T21:49:00.000Z

(Image courtesy of Cunny Honey)

A reminder about tomorrow...

2011-01-27T19:30:00.000Z

Go out and enjoy yourself! Tell me what happens! ;)

Love the cod!

2011-01-27T14:20:00.005Z

It's just not right. You should always knock before entering...

(image courtesy of Blog da Helena)

Don't guy!

2011-01-27T11:50:00.003Z

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

(I'm too busy to write my own stuff today - so this is from lotsofjokes.com)

Sex tips

2011-01-26T22:22:00.001Z

I read somewhere that musky colognes mimic testosterone and are good for getting the ladies in the mood. I tend not to wear any fragrances, so I can't vouch for this. However, you, my wonderful readers can help. Is this true ladies? Maybe you gents can regale me with exploits after different scents were tried?

What do I love most about you?

2011-01-26T14:00:00.001Z

Let me see...

What do you love most about your partner?

Kissing (4)

2011-01-26T11:00:00.001Z

Kissing (1)
Kissing (2)
Kissing (3)

My hand clamps onto your breast. It holds the globe like a mould, firm, unmoving. You press yourself into my palm. I push back, squeezing the little bud.

My mouth is wet from yours. You pant into the kiss, moaning gently. All the while, our eyes are closed as our tongues taste eachother. The sweetness of your mouth overwhelms me. I want more, but I can hardly breathe. Neither can you. My lips start to travel. I suck your top lip into my mouth, biting it gently before running my tongue along it. Then little butterfly kisses, on your chin, your cheek. Needing some structure, my lips focus in on your cheekbone and I trace along it. You bend your head in consent. You sigh deeply as I kiss, then lick the length. I will run the lap of your face again.

My hand is still clasped onto your tit. My other hand has now joined reached under your top and is touching your other breast with the lightest of touches. The nipple automatically jumps to attention. I begin to massage the soft pliant flesh with my fingers.

Your hand is stroking me through my trousers. You trace the hardness and circle the head, before rubbing me with the palm of your hand. "Have I done this to you?" you ask mischievously.

My mouth, urgently seeks out your neck. Lips descend and run the length and work their way all over the skin. I nibble and bite. You tense up, your fingers now running through my hair. I hear you giggle as it tickles. I suck and lick. Your arm cranes around my neck and pulls me in. Your neck stretches to give me better access.

Sometimes there's something jumping in my pants!

2011-01-26T08:00:00.002Z

We all love them...

2011-01-25T20:00:00.003Z

When they're good, they're good,
But when they're bad ... they are soooo much better!
(You know who I'm paraphrasing. Right?)

Claws!

2011-01-25T14:31:00.000Z

I'm lost for words!

It's not food I'm after!

2011-01-25T12:46:00.000Z

Not until lunchtime, anyway.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

Robert Byrne

Leave me a joke!

2011-01-24T21:53:00.002Z

Every year, at this time, the lovely people in the tax office want me to hand my business accounts in. I hate the thought of doing them, I procrastinate, I delay - anything (have you noticed I've been blogging more recently?). So here I am - and probably will be for a little while yet, bored out of my skull looking at numbers. Please cheer me up by leaving a comment and even better a joke! The dirtier, the better. If we get enough, I'll publish them on here (with references, of course)!

In return, here's a of one of my favourite pictures:

Thanks!

Is that a gun in my pocket?

2011-01-24T14:14:00.004Z

No, I really am pleased to see you.

Why porn?

2011-01-24T08:00:00.001Z

And the outcome is definite!

Voting is sexy!

2011-01-23T17:59:00.003Z

I had a think about the latest poll I put on this site and decided I was not happy with it. I was curious to see how open couples are sexually and the last poll was all about this. Your response has been excellent, but I realised that I had made a catastrophic error! in asking whether you or your partner had ever taken part in inviting others into the bedroom, I had not given the option of saying no one had been invited! After all, for most people, this is the default option - a couple is just that - two people. Having recognised the error, I tried to amend the poll, but as you had already voted, Blogger would not let me. So, yesterday, I put another poll underneath offering the option for people who had never indulged in group sex. This did not satisfy me, so I pulled it out.

Since then, I've decided the original poll is not a good one without this option. As a consequence, I am pulling this also and have decided to start the poll again. My apologies to anyone who has voted. It was a bad poll and I am annoyed with myself.

However, I have put together a new poll and ask that you take a moment to vote again. Please do so as I am curious as to the results - the polls so far have all been enlightening and anything but predictable! Remember, voting is sexy!

Thanks for understanding and voting again!

A Siren's Song

2011-01-23T14:19:00.002Z

The poor Greeks travelling with Odysseus - having waged war for years find themselves lost at sea and having to endure trials and tribulations aplenty on behalf of their wise (and sometimes very unwise leader) as bit player after bit player is killed off (like the young trainee in red in Star Trek).

And so they arrive at the Sirens. Legend had it that they attracted boats to rocky waters in order to crash them. Lured by the beauty of their song as it drifted through the air, hapless sailors had to follow the voices to hear more. No one could escape their lure.

Plugging their ears with wax, Odysseus told his men to tie him to the ships mast, so that he may hear the beauty of their call. "No matter how much I beg or scream to be released, ignore me," he stated. And so, despite his orders to be released, the men sailed safely through.

You may not be so lucky as I direct you to the wonderful blog of Calliope - A Siren's Song. It is a wonderful mix of erotic fiction, sex discussion ( everything from food to dating!), confession, photo and musing. It is an excellent read.

So, go hurl yourself on the rocks and become stranded on account of her song!

Your comments were great!

2011-01-23T08:00:00.005Z

So great in fact, I'm going to publish them!

What would you like to do to me?

Posted by slowburn at Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Would you like me to keep the shoes on?

4 comments:

Oversexed Librarian said...: Leave the shoes on for now. I'll surprise you.; 18 January 2011 15:18
Kenny said...: lick down your leg...use my tongue to push your little red panties to the side....fingers and tongue to make you cum...then go for a ride...the panties would be on the floor at some point....but the shoes could stay on...; 18 January 2011 15:49
Lawless said...: as you walk into my office, I watch you as you walk in... nipples erect... I see your pussy lips engorged against your panties... you walk with such confidence..... and as you reach my desk, you swing my chair around and lightly kiss and lick my earlobe.... with your tongue trailing down my neck.... chill bumps quickly begin coarsing through my body... you look down at the floor.... "Do you want to leave my shoes on?", you ask.... "No, take them off." And you step back and turn around sticking out your luscious ass bending down straight legged.... shifting your body as you remove each shoe giving me such erotic thoughts as I watch you... You turn around and ask "What now?" And I reply... "First,you're gonna come here and suck my cock." ... you move slowly as you walk towards me smiling and say "And?" ... and I laugh devilishly as you begin unzipping my pants...; 18 January 2011 19:06
AFare24Get said...: I can only imagine being lucky enough to find them in an envelope with a hotel key and the note "If you're not here in 2 hours you're never getting in again. Ever." Then I notice the note is decorated with little hearts all round the 2 hour time limit.; 19 January 2011 04:19

Beavers and all...

2011-01-22T14:05:00.009Z

I love them shaved myself - preferring the smoothness of the skin and overall feel. There is something nice about a mound of hair, though. Stroking it was extremely pleasant. But my preference for trimmed comes solely down to going down on a woman - you know what's coming - I don't really want to be flossing during cunnilingus! (You've been there!).

I liked this picture though. It took me back to my youth - where it was only women in porn magazines that shaved (and even then, only a handful of them!). Most perhaps trimmed around the edges, like the model above.

This is a very attractive bush. It reminded me of past girlfriends and made me wonder how many of them have kept theirs like this. I can't ask them, so your guess is as good as mine. I think most women shave now, and a considerable number of men.

What about you? How do you keep yours? What is your preference?

I shave around my cock and balls. Out of courtesy to my partner - but also because I prefer the feel of it.

Caption Competition

2011-01-22T08:00:00.001Z

We had some excellent entries last week. Get your teeth into this one and see what you can come up with (How many innuendos?)!

Can you think of a funny or interesting caption for this picture? There aren't any prizes, but you may make us laugh. Go on give it a go!

Getting political!

2011-01-21T16:03:00.000Z

I saw this earlier on Beautiful Filth. I agree with the sentiment so I thought I'd share it with you.

Drenched where are you?

2011-01-20T21:55:00.003Z

I'm really upset! I can't find Drenched and Delicious ("Who can?" I hear you say - but I'm being serious). Your last entry was on betrayal (according to my dashboard, but I haven't seen it). Drenched - don't leave the community. The crater left behind, if you leave, will be too hard to fill!

A moment to herself

2011-01-20T14:34:00.000Z

And a beautiful moment too.

Porn Scene Endings

2011-01-20T08:00:00.012Z

I've noticed how porn films often end with the man ejaculating. While it makes sense in some ways for this to be the case - a man cumming is immediate and obvious, it provides a visual conclusion to the scene - it does leave half the participants (and indeed population) out. Why can't the scene end with a woman's orgasm? I've had sex and not cum - sometimes just stopping to see the beautiful release of my partner. And beautiful it is! Anyone who has seen a woman orgasm cannot but be struck by the beauty - I dare say, awe - of the moment. Your partner overcome momentarily by her body as she reaches that ecstatic point where her senses overwhelm her. To see her face flush and chest redden as blood gushes around her. To hear her moan and grasp as she reaches out, stretches to spread the joy!

I think film-makers too often neglect this beautiful moment in favour of the more obvious male ejaculation. It is such a pity.

There is a selfishness to all of this - born, I guess of idiotic machismo. There are men out there who would want nothing more than the their own self-gratification. However, we are not all like that.

For me, sex is about coupling (in all the senses that this word can imply). If a woman does not cum, I do not feel less of a man and I do not look on it as a critique of myself (unless this occurrence is the norm!). Similarly, I do not consider it a bad night if I fail to orgasm. I do consider it a great night if both of us do, however. I am always more disappointed if my partner does not achieve her finale than if I don't. I guess my point here is that couples understand this about eachother - and unless you view sex as an exacting transaction - we give and take without counting.

It would be far better for the porn industry to incorporate the female orgasm in a less contrived way and more realistic if women were to be the conclusion. We all get bored of the obvious conclusion.

More art.

2011-01-19T20:00:00.001Z

The detail is fantastic! A great piece of art by Chinese artist Guan Zeju.
But is it erotic? Why?

Good one!

2011-01-19T08:00:00.002Z

I have a proposition...

2011-01-18T20:00:00.001Z

What do you say?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?
Or should that be:
Veux-tu coucher avec moi (ce soir)?

What would you like to do to me?

2011-01-18T14:00:00.005Z

Would you like me to keep the shoes on?

Just beautiful!

2011-01-18T08:00:00.001Z

I love this pic! Thanks Kenny! Source PermaPerv.

You can dance...

2011-01-17T23:24:00.000Z

for me anytime...

Kissing (3)

2011-01-17T08:00:00.001Z

You can read the first two parts of this here:

Kissing (1)

Kissing (2)

My hands have now gone inside your jeans and are feeling the bare flesh of your bum. They will rest there feeling the soft texture of your smooth skin. I'll be stroking. Then, one hand will ease out and move to one of your breasts. It will tease you though the fabric of your clothes. My palm will press into the tit and rub your nipples. My fingers will wrap around your breast and squeeze them. All the while, our lips will be locked together and our passion will be building as they press into eachother. My fingers will now be squeezing your nipple gently. They will coax it as I rub my fingers in circles around it. I'll slip my hand under your top and inside you bra, pushing it aside. You'll lean your tit into my fingers so eager has your desire become, so keen, so desperate. A year, without the right touch and now the feel of bare flesh on your nipple is driving you into a frenzy. Your nipple is hard, it begs to be touched, to be licked - but that will have to wait. "I need you ," you say as the dampness between your legs is sticky, a beautiful syrup, a nectar.

"I want you," I reply.

Lost in translation!

2011-01-16T08:00:00.003Z

Do it - it's hilarious! Thanks Dauntless Vitality.

Caption Competition

2011-01-15T08:00:00.000Z

Thanks to everyone who contributed last week. We had some very funny lines I had not expected! Let's see what all you wits out there can come up this week.

Can you think of a funny or interesting caption for this picture? There aren't any prizes, but you may make us laugh. Go on give it a go!

Vintage porn! (I bet you watch it just to see if it is!)

2011-01-14T08:00:00.008Z

Here's some black and white porn. You know in the age of the silent movie, they had orchestras sitting in the pit in cinemas, do you think they were there for porn flicks? If so, did they use opera singers for they moans and grunts? I don't know if this is even genuine!

Video from Redtube

For programmers everywhere.

2011-01-13T08:00:00.001Z